Monday, June 20, 2016
The Virgin
and you've NEVER had sex?!
Is there something wrong with you?
Did you lose a bet?
I mean, there's obviously something.
That's just not normal.
You must be such a prude,
or have realllllly high morals.
Are you disfigured?
Is there some physical anomaly?
Because NORMAL girls don't wait that long.
I lost mine when I was thirteen.
Are you a psycho?
Do you have a lot of baggage?
What could've happened to you to cause
all that damage?
Sure, I regret losing mine so soon,
but to wait THAT long?
You must be a loon.
I mean, why don't you just get it over with?
It's not that big of a deal.
Just go out and give it to whoever will take it.
Let them cop a feel.
It doesn't mean anything.
It's just your body.
After awhile, trust me girl,
sex will be a hobby.
You're HOW old,
and you've NEVER had sex?!
Is there something wrong with you?
Did you lose a bet?
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